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We're not saying you have a problem, fryer at the Satellite Diner. We're just saying we care about you and we want you to take care of yourself. You've been good to us, and we're just worried you're hanging out with some bad apples and other unsavory elements.

Via Satellite's Facebook, source of all sorts of late-night chicanery.

Got a weird photo from around town? Send it to joels[at]inlander[dot]com, along with your name and when, where and what the hell is going on in the picture. (The Inlander reserves the right to re-publish submitted photos on the web or in the newspaper.)