Puppies aren't the only things getting stolen

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So, local media freaked out yesterday when someone stole a puppy from a pet store. No worries though, the thief grew a conscience and returned it.

But this Chihuahua isn't the only commodity getting waylaid recently by the sticky fingers. Dig it:

* Thieves nabbed Dutch Monet and Picasso paintings.

* Aussie patients have gotten their pain meds stolen and replaced with water.

* People raiding Detroit fire stations for scrap metal.

So let this be a warning to anyone planning to burgle my pain meds, raid my fire station, or pilfer the shitty Monet poster I used to have in college because I thought it made me look classy. If you steal, I will be very disappointed in you.

And I might call the cops

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