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Austin Powers in Goldmember - If you're ready to take a nice cool dip in some quality a/c while experiencing jokes about urine, feces, flatulence, breasts, man-breasts, bestiality, name brands and homosexual panic, jump right in. If you're a connoisseur of how-bad-can-it-be, drop on by. Otherwise... Can we deport Mike Myers back to Canada? (RP) Rated: PG-13





The Country Bears - Inspired by Disneyland's Country Bear Jamboree attraction, this feature-length film follows the Tennessee journey of 10-year-old "Beary" (no points for coming up with a good ursine moniker there), who hopes to find his biological family and reunite the once-popular band. With Christopher Walken and Haley Joel Osment. Rated: G





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