by Leah Sottile
See? The little Sasquatch Festival mascot is sad. You know why? Because Live Nation's Ashley Graham sent word out this morning: Sasquatch 2010 is sold out. While past Sasquatch Fests have sold out, Graham says this was the fastest sell-out in the eight years the Memorial Day weekend festival has been around.
So if you want to catch Massive Attack, Ween, They Might Be Giants or the Pavement reunion, you'd better start hitting eBay or Craigslist for tickets.
Sigh. Who wants to hang out with stinky, dancing hippies like this anyway?
Right. I do, too.