So this will either be the thing you've been waiting for since Dexter Season 4 ended or — if you're just a casual fan (how could you be?) and didn't happen to catch the finale — just about the biggest spoiler in the history of the world, or at least television. Way bigger than Dallas' "it was just a dream" or The Bible's "he rises from the grave."
Anyway, you've been warned, now prepare to bask in the amazing. The new season starts Sept. 26 on Showtime.