MORNING BRIEFING: Huzzah!

Headlines

Wind, rain or snow? Is it fall or winter? What's going on here?! (SR) 

Quit your job, and receive $21,877.03. Sound nice? Details inside. (KXLY)

Those new parking meters are soooo awesome. (KREM) 

Out There

Politicians fail to get along once again. Who keeps electing these morons? (CFJ) 

And who's fault is it, Mr. President?

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