MORNING BRIEFING: The etiquette of knife wielding. Plus: Waiting for Snopocalypse

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AROUND HERE

The moral, kids, is to knock with your non-knife hand
Door stabs man (SeaTimes)

Waiting for Snopocalypse
George Maupin and Mark Peterson have been training all year for this (NWCN)
West-siders have pooped collective britches, closed the pass (FOX) 

Car thefts spike
11 more than this week last year. Police blame criminals (KXLY) 

Waste Management sells 3 years worth of glass
They've just been hanging onto it (S-R). Seller may or may not be this guy:

OUT THERE

Fact-checking the Fox debate
Some truth-stretching, oddly (WaPost) 

Kim Jong-Un's brother says young leader unfit to helm N. Korea
Is also a doodoo breath (Guardian)

"One of the most disturbing nights in theater"
Behanding in Spokane conquers NOLA (Times-Picayune)