MORNING BRIEFING: Snowpocalypse Now! Wikipedia Down!

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AROUND HERE

A Light Dusting!
With wind! (fox)

Spokies, you will have your sidewalks.
Let them pound asphalt (S-R)

Everything else is snow, kids
hope you aren't interested in other things. 

OUT THERE 

24 Hours without Wikipedia has begun.
Welcome back to 2002, jerks 

Why SOPA and PIPA Worries People
Key word here is "freedom"  

Moroccan Meteorites are from Mars
Came in search of mint tea, couscous, decided to stay

And lastly, do not get between a Virginia boy and his juicebox. They get stabby: