To The Thieving Jerk

Who broke into my home Wed. night 03/10: Not only did you violate our home, and ruined our sense of security, but you stole sentimental items. Nothing you took was of monetary value. What a genius you are for choosing to steal from poor college students. Thanks a lot for taking the ring my grandmother gave to me before she passed away. I hope you get the bad karma that's coming to you.

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