To the person who wrote the Jeers about ordering water in a bar, taking up valuable seat space, defended their logic behind not tipping & then compared their bartender to a monkey. You've obviously never worked in the restaurant industry, & you obviously have some sort of deep-seeded need for approval thus leading to your ridiculous jeers. Try waiting tables for a night or maybe I'll come into your place of business, sit down at your desk for an hour or so with a friend & just ask you for a water. It's sad that you get off on the false sense of power you find from abusing your role as a customer in a gratuity-oriented industry. A monkey can ask for water like you did, you dumbass, but a monkey would've been cuter to serve and probably would've left a tip.