Dirty Pigs!

I can't believe what I am seeing! Married men taking off their wedding rings when they go out so they can lay on a weepfest for some poor waitress whom you know has a boyfriend. For what?   No wonder she doesn't trust ME with scum like you slithering around disguised as men. After how many years of marriage? &  your KIDS? Is it worth it, really? And that poor waitress, my GF, you are putting in this awkward situation hates your guts. So quit your pathetic, "boo hoo she broke my heart, please go out with me" game before one of us calls your wife and calls you out. And find a new place to eat, Pig!

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