Here's A Tip

When I come into your bar and order a water, what makes you think you deserve a tip? I am meeting up with friends so I don't feel bad about not tipping you on that great service of grabbing a cup and filling it with water. Your blond friend said I should tip you for your service. I could train a monkey to do your job so don't think you're special. Remember a tip is earned, its not mandatory.

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