Bumper Sticker

To the dude in the excessively large truck with the bumper sticker that says "Black smoke don't mean it's broke": I suggest you change it to say "Black smoke means I'm a dumb-ass". Because you're black smoke smells like a dead dog's fart. As the respectable people of the Earth try to protect our environment & conserve our resources, you go about flaunting your stupidity & ignorance like a hobo who's proud of how long his butt hair's grown. You probably only get 13mpg; I hope gas prices kick you in the balls this summer.

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