We were all enjoying our evening celebrating our good friend's birthday. That is, until you & your male companion began your drunken, slobbering make-out session at the bar. Someone your age should exercise a little discretion when it comes to PDA's, especially when you had only met this 'gentleman' that evening. Can we say gross! Straddling one another while groping & tongue-wrestling is generally best done in the privacy of your own home, or in the privacy of a hotel room. Next time you want to start the nasty in public at least take it out to your car so we can eat a burrito without repeatedly puking in our mouths from watching you make a fool of yourself. I don't care if you're an old lady or not. You truly are a piece of work, a sad, pathetic piece of work, but a piece of work nonetheless.