Idaho Freeway Drivers

To all of you white-knuckled, illiterate commuters on I-90 with Idaho license plates: I realize that your sub-par education system has failed you, & your perpetual fear of the gubmint's control cause you to be leery of those signs posted along the road. This is a reminder: those black & white signs say "Speed Limit" and they are posted there not only to keep traffic moving at a steady pace, but also for your safety. I would hate for that classy mullet or that shiny new Dale Jr. sticker to get messed up when I happen upon you traveling 45 in the left lane; so, please, turn down the Lynyrd Skynyrd, move to the right and assimilate with the flow of traffic.

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