Happy 50th Birthday. Can you believe that we have been putting up with each other for 18 years!? Even though I pick on you, I want you to know that I love you sooo much, & am so greatful to have you for my mom (Despite your habitual vacuuming, conspiracy theories, post nasal drip, "bird whispering", psychic powers & flavorless stirfry). You taught me to have the confidence to believe in myself & to not give a rats ass about what other people think. You are an amazing role model. Love always- your Daughter.