Float Tube Thief

Jeers to the dirtbag or dirtbags who hopped our backyard fence 7/15, between 3 & 8pm and made off with my sons float tube. I'm sure you'll be proud of yourself for the way you bravely made off with a disabled individuals plaything. I'm sure as you float the river this summer, or tow it behind some buddy's boat, that the fact my son bought it with his own money will mean nothing to you. Maybe one of your family members or buddy's will see this, and figure out you didn't buy that 48" white tube, with blue lettering saying "Chill", they may recognize the black, blue, & white ski tube cover, & call you on it. BTW maybe you can show us how much of a man you are & knock on my door, ask me for the tow rope & inflater that came with it.

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