Forget What I Look Like

To the janitor at River Park Square who directed a sick woman to the bathroom, to the woman & her friend & a lady with nice sandals (that's all I saw of you) who called security when they found a woman sprawled out in a stall with her pants around her ankles, to security who called the Spokane Fire Dept (so glad I voted for that levy) who sent some very nice paramedics (yes, I have made an appointment with the doctor), thank you, all of you, for not laughing, & for remaining concerned. Now please, just forget what I look like. From, The Lady Who Was Passed Out On The Floor In The Bathroom With Her Pants Down

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