Not So Neighborly

Jeers to the bitter old lady that lives next to me. In the 1 1/2 yrs that I have lived next to you, you haven't said a word to me. Now because I had a few people over, not a party but 3 couples over for a BBQ, suddenly you accuse me of being a thief. I didn't steal your tomato plant, lady & neither did any of my friends. I don't know why it is difficult for you to believe that a couple of 24-30 year olds have nothing better to do than steal your stuff.

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