To The "Ladies"

Thank you for providing low cost adult entertainment to thousands of middle aged, unattractive, obese & otherwise non dateable men of Spokane. Where else can you spend four dollars on a crappy cup of coffee & get a lift dreaming of seeing your daughters friends in their underwear. Drive through strip bar would be a better description. I really hope you "ladies" (if you're even old enough to vote) are in college. You won't get far in your bra & panties in the real world. Here's hoping you wash your hands after adjusting yourself between cups!

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