Gas Guzzling Beast

To the overpriced lady in the gas-guzzling SUV who thought she would give me an earful about MY driving in the Michael's parking lot, 5pm, 12/12. First, the car almost backed into ME because obviously the driver wasn't looking in her mirrors, & I was stuck waiting for you to get out of the way after not being able to pull out of a parking spot correctly. Second, you couldn't even see from the passenger side, so I don't know where you were getting your info, but I never came cloe to your beast. Third, you put yourself &  the others in your vehicle in a potentially dangerous situation by getting out of your beast & approaching mine to give me your little speech. You didn't know who you were dealing with. You didn't know what I may be capable of. And finally fourth, if you didn't have such a huge gas-guzzling beast, inconsiderate of the whole rest of the world, in the first place, the whole scene never would have happened. Looking to blame? Look in the mirror.

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