Not On The Menu

To the ditsy, confused waitress at a local family restaurant. My children & I did not enjoy watching you giving sensual shoulder rubs to all the male customers sitting at the bar. Does your employer know they are paying you to run your own massage parlor in their establishment? I even saw you take one young man around a corner to a private place when my daughter needed a drink refill. I will miss the beer selection, but by not returning to your brothell. I hope I've kept my little girl from wanting to grow up to act like you.

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