Thieving Idiot

May the dark lord have mercy on your soul. Jeers to the junkie who broke my
window out and stole my music gear. Luckily you were imbecilic enough to
stash it under the south side entrance to the Maple Street Bridge. I hope
you find many uses for my call center headset. You know? The one with the
input that can only be plugged into my work computer? Idiot.