Bicycle Thief

You stole my women's Schwinn 21 speed tan hybrid bike from the Viewpoint
Villa apts. Thanks for stealing my mode of transportation to and from
school! I worked very hard to buy that bike to get a college education and
a good workout. Perfect timing too right in the middle of a bunch of other
crap going on in my life! I would appreciate if you would return it to its
rightful owner, since I did put out a police report and called every pawn
shop in town with a description and since I did LOCK IT UP so selfish
people wouldn't steal it! Thanks