Jeers to the inconsiderate cretin driving the UHaul who hit me while I was
riding my bike up Government Way. I understand that you may not have seen
me, but driving away as quickly as the speed limit would allow was probably
not the best idea. You ruined my mint condition World Tourist AND messed up
my left leg. Just remember, buddy, there are bigger fish in the sea. Next
time you have an accident, it's going to be a semi.