Learn To Drive

Does anyone in this city understand what a crosswalk is for? You: Sky blue
mini van over by the downtown plaza. Me: trying to use the crosswalk to
cross the street when I had a walking light. You kept creeping forward
after I started walking! Then you waited for the light to change to turn
illegally anyway! So was it really necessary to creep into the crosswalk
and not let me cross? Did it get you where you were gong faster? Oh wait,
it didn't. Because we ended up at the same place and even on foot I got
there first! I sat and watched you park practically in the middle of the
street. How do people like you even get to have a license?