Driving Up Division

You were the hot girl on the pink scooter, with the funny stickers on your
helmet. I was the cute stalker girl with tattoos and piercings who followed
you into the McDonalds parking lot to tell you how friggin' cute that
scooter was, when what I really wanted to say was just how friggin' cute I
thought you were! I can't get that infectious smile of yours off of my
mind. Why not meet me at that McDonald's on a Saturday at say 8pm? I will
go there for three Saturdays, hopefully one of them brings the cute woman
on the scooter to me! I will take you out to dinner anywhere that you want
to go, my treat. Show up and get my number, and maybe even my heart!