I'm so proud of all the hard work you have put in this past month to work
on our lives. You are my best friend, my everything. You are the best mofo
dad and the most metal person I know. You're so metal babe. It's been so
long that we have been together and I'm so happy we made it! Papa fatty.
Even when you're bald with no teeth in two years I will still think you are
the coolest person on earth. I love you, my pretentious negative Nancy. XO
your yellow bird Zelda