Don't Take My Love To Town

To the creep that stole my wallet out of my black Jeep parked in my
driveway next to my yellow house; hey it's bad enough that you came on my
property and took my wallet, money and credit cards, but did you have to
take my Love? It makes me sick to think you would really want The
Beatles "Love" CD. I sure hope you are not a fan, as I would hate to think
I had any similarities to a such despicable person.