Let The Games Begin



Jolly good match, sir, but I overwhelmingly won last year's "Sidewalk
Shoveling vs. Snow Plow" contest. You were fierce and fastidious, however,
you're dealing with an obsessed homeowner who refuses to let you cover his
sidewalks with road snow. Come what may--even the dreaded "triple plow
formation" with its sparking blades and deafening rumble--your overthrown
snow will always be neatly and quickly removed from my sidewalk.

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