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Happy Birthday Cricket Legs! if you are reading this, I'm probably sitting
near you, trying not to smile and pretending that I'm interested in
something else, yet if I have to point this out to you, it won't be as
cool, but whatever. Here's to: making poor plans, always doing the opposite
of what's supposed to be done, making fun of makeshift mangers, late night
Del Taco trips, microbrews, singing cheesy local commercial songs, buying
the wrong things, breakfast burritos, small hands, flat feet, playing air
bass, roadtrips, going snowboarding, but not snowboarding, helping me with
my situational awareness, teaching you how to talk, spell and read,
lifetime movies, hating all white Christmas lights, Walmart parking lot
drivers, above ground pool parties, and stupid football. I Love you forever
and Happy Birthday with a brand new exciting year to come! Ps. It must be
nice to celebrate your birthday in your hometown and knowing I'm from
California. Love, your sweaty pretzel!

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