The Swamp

11/28. You: dreaded like red hair, scarf and leopard print tattoos on each
upper arm. Me: glasses, septum piercing, flipped bill hat, beard, grey
hooded like pea coat and combat boots. I have seen you on a dating site
before so I know you're single, I presume and I didn't want to make it
weird and say that I've seen you on there, but I just wanted to say I found
you attractive and would like see if you would get lunch sometime and good
beer, I see you like bitburger. So write back on the Inlander please.