7:45 on Monday the 19th, you were driving the wrong way up Grand when you
decided to turn left by St. Johns Cathedral, cutting around the concrete
barrier (it was there for a reason). Little did you know, I was waiting to
turn right. You came barreling around the corner and proceeded to turn my
otherwise pristine Acura Legend into an eyesore. By the time I turned
around, you were nowhere to be seen. If you grow some nuts and feel like
owning up to this you can get a hold of me at firstname.lastname@example.org, or if
you happened to see this, let me know.