Flower Thief



Jeers to the thief who stole $30 worth of flowers on Friday night. Our
manager was going to give them to you for $20 for your wife because she
took care of your father. I even wrapped them in pretty pink paper and you
told me you already paid for them but all the checkers said you didn’t. Who
steals FLOWERS! I had to pay for them so instead of paying for my heat bill
I had to pay for your stupid flowers. I hope your wife is allergic and
dumps your lying ass.

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