Here's A Tip

To the person who wrote a note saying 'you really suck' and added it to my
tip jar while I DJ'd on Saturday: 1. How dare you. 2. You are a bad person.
You may be wondering about the quality of your being from time to time and
I can confirm that yes, you are indeed a lower form of life than is common
among Homo sapiens. You are a coward among chickens. 3. The only thing that
kept me going after your note were all the people who were smiling and
dancing (a humongous 'cheer' to them)