Movie Goers



To those who brought small, noisy children to Jurassic Park at the Garland
on Tuesday: really? Perhaps you didn't realize this, but your children were
consistently ruining THE GREATEST MOVIE, LIKE, EVER MADE. Plus, do you
think it wise to bring an infant and a toddler with developing ears to
suffer the painfully loud roars of a TYRANNOSAURUS REX? You did know what
movie you were seeing, right? You just don't bring babies to movies, that's
the rule. I'm sure it's written down somewhere

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