Bloglander

To the super lame couple who came into a local bar and grill late night on
Wednesday, January 18th. You very ungrateful buttholes! You have the
audacity to be rude to a person that is serving you food and drink, and
then to completely stiff me after I give you great service, oh wait, you
left me the two pennies that were part of your change, oh yeah and then you
left your whole effing cashed pay check 600 some odd dollars that I was to
honest to even reach and count through the envelope. Then to come in and
tell my manager that "it better all be there"! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING
ME! You are so lucky that you happened to leave that at a place where
someone like me found it, and my reward for turning in your whole months
wages. $8, that should have been the tip you left me from your dinner the
night before. Do me a favor and don't come back.