Look Both Ways

I would like to send a big ol' fatty jeers to the ignoramus in your Honda
element (or something of the sort) who almost ran directly into the side of
my car around 7pm on Friday night. You were pulling out of the Anthony's
parking lot and whipped into my lane of traffic almost t-boning my car. Do
you often pull into traffic without looking? I should have let you hit my
car whereupon I would have ripped you a new one. This is the 3rd time in a
month that I have almost been hit by a Spokane driver, but YOU my friend
take the gold.