Bloglander

Jeers to the assholes who stole my 1991 Blue Dodge Grand Caravan with the
peeling paint and plasic rear window. What the hell is wrong with you.
Since it barely even ran and had almost no gas, I can only assume that you
stole it so you could take it somewhere safe and steal whatever you wanted
or thought might be worth anything. Why don't you get a job so you can buy
your own stuff instead of thinking that somehow the world owes you. It was
not much, but everything I own was in that van. I hope you enjoy it.