I saw you, yeah you, at Rockwood Clinic, on Tuesday! Poor boy, you were on
crutches! Sprain or break? Gosh, you are so built! That dimple in your chin
makes you irresistible. I shed a tear when I saw you sporting a wedding
ring. I'm hoping you are just a metro sexual and like your jewelry. If
you're not taken, meet this hot blonde at the Rusty Moose Bar and Grill
this Friday night. P.S. I'm the young version of Dolly Parton.