To The Bus Riding



spit-swapping, saps that were sitting in front of me on the EWU bus that
arrived at the PUB @ 9:05 on 3/6/2012: W. T. F?! Congrats for you that the
two of you are such a wonderfully happy couple, but there's a time and a
freakin' place! Didn't you ever learn that it was inappropriate to feel
each other up and suck face in public?! Or did you never get the memo that
riding on public transportation is, oh yeah, PUBLIC?! Seriously, with the
sound of you two sucking face through the entire 30 to 40 minute ride I
just about gagged . It would have been easier to ignore if 1) you weren't
right in front of me, and 2) if you weren't so loud with your
face-hoovering that it reminded me of someone wading through a bog! So
here's a little advice for future reference: Next time you want to start
necking and playing kissy-face, find a friggin' room. Sincerely,
Disgruntled Bus-Rider

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