I’ve spied and researched you every Tuesday for the past few weeks, and
have fallen in “like” from afar. I strategically try and approach you, but
you are always surrounded by your coworkers. Your light shines through, and
they gravitate to you like a moth to a flame. What does a guy have to do to
get you alone!? I can tell that you’re outdoorsy and, though you say you
don’t like cross-country skiing, I’d really love to go rock climbing with
you. I only have a few weeks left of volunteering at your clinic, and I’d
be honored if you were my spring fling. It is March after all.