Wallet Thief



To the little s#@%$ of a punk ass who stole my wallet on Monday at the
valley YMCA. I have news for you Karma's a bitch! I hope you use the two
condoms and they break and you have multiple kids and they will steal your
time and money away from you the rest of your life and every time you spend
ten dollars on them I hope you think I should never have stolen that guys
wallet! HA! If you want Karma and Baby Jesus to forgive you return my I.D
and the rest of my cards they are of no use to you and worth absolutely
zero to you. You can keep what little money there was, the wallet (if you
really like it) and the two condoms (Karma might forgive you if you return
the wallet and you can use the condoms)! Please return the rest to the
front desk of the valley YMCA! Since you are probably to stupid to figure
out how to do that just go inside and say hey I found this on the floor!
And if you are too much of a little chicken to go into the store to buy
condoms I'm sure your mommy will buy them for you. Man up and stop stealing.

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