An open letter to the guy who stole my Darth Vader antenna ball: hey,
loser. you know what? I scoured the internet for days to find that antenna
ball. it was the only one online that was available for sale. I spent my
hard earned money on that. I had to superglue it to my antenna because I
knew pus like you would come along and try to steal it. Thanks for that. I
hope it ripped and got ruined when you pried it off my bad ass black
Jeep. ....you human piece of apathy!