Helicopter Parents



Congratulations on your upcoming move! All your neighbors wanted to throw
you a Going Away party but none of us like to barbeque in our front yards.
It will be so nice for all the children to play like kids should without
you hovering over yours and making it miserable for the rest of the kids to
just play. We are so very excited to see you go, but feel ever so sorry for
your new neighbors. We wish them all the luck because our luck just
arrived! The end of July couldn't come sooner, but it'll be worth the wait
to see your piece of shit car leave for the last time!

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