For taking until I'm almost 30 to find what I should be doing with my life.
For working for the man, enjoying my job, but hating my employer. For
breaking 2 hearts at the same time because it was the less easy, but the
right (I hope) choice; For giving a damn about a spider or flies life. For
not seeing mine and your own God-given right to choose for something
better. For drinking too many beers because I could. For not trying hard
enough at everything or anything. For not seeking in myself the qualities I
seek in my friends, lovers, and mates. To You (World): You have a choice. I
chose and have changed. Thanks Einstein, life, movie references, Pandora,
and an "office space" philosophy and above all just in general living the
motto "Life is too short for B.S."