Why is it that most of the trash I find scattered on the floor of the
theater at which I work happens to be stuff that was snuck in? Whenever I
am forced to do bag checks by my managers and I see a bag full of outside
food, I let it slip by. How do I get repaid? By inconsiderate ass holes
leaving it all over the floor of the theater. Thanks a lot, guys. I don't
get paid enough for that sh*t.