The Rebound

To the guy I have known for 20 years that couldn't even wait til the body
was cold before he was asking my GF out! We were together for 4 years and
she may not be quite done. Did that ever occur to you? She should have
continued turning your old ass down! You will never be her soulmate, her
forever or anything. She is 10 years younger than you! Men age like s@%&
and you are no exception! Can you say rebound, jerkface? Thats you! Nothing
more. Hit it while you can still get it up and while she is settling for
men, instead of us.