Birthday Suit

Jeers to "naked man" that lives on the Pend O'Reille river down from the
Newport bridge. Twice now this summer you have traumatized my children as
we boated by to see you mowing your lawn completely naked and sitting on
your deck. I hope a rock flies up and hits you in your twig and berries and
teaches you a lesson!! We feel sorry for your neighbors who invest in a
place on the water and are subjected to your lilly white birthday suit. You
should sell your place and move to the woods where only the wildlife will
object! Sincerely, Normal People!