To the thief who got into my Jeep Liberty and took my roommates purse with
her wallet and ID (BTW we're boarding a plane in two weeks and need that
ID), her phone, my prescription glasses (that weren't even paid off), a
soccer ball (wtf?) her North Face jacket, and all my rock climbing gear in
my camel back. We know your name and where you live. Unfortunately, we are
not very high on the police's priority list. But for future reference when
you steal a phone, don't use it - because of course we'll switch service to
a new phone - so all your buddies have been calling us and we have a lot of
info. Watch your back (and your stuff). You scum ball sac.